December 2011
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myparentsnamedmesara asked: im doing the deux meres thing! FRIDAY I'M GETTING AN IPHONE. and hahaha okay fine we'll go togetherrrr. <3
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dalekstripper:
if you don’t have anything nice to say, start a blog
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ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
railophone:
you know what i would like to go out on a date with someone i like but i don’t think i like anyone right now
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks!
It is the East, and Juliet...
– Romeo Montague (possibly misquoted)