February 2012
JK ROWLING TO WRITE NEW BOOK →
the-face-of-broe:
Looking forward to: showering, shaving my legs, wearing shorts, getting English done, seeing Jenna and Meredith, people entertaining me via Twitter since I’m in chemistry, eating, getting paper from doing a survey, the Lights concert March 7th, Leighton Antelman accepting my friend request, summertime, eating, sleeping, being tan again, being carefree, etc
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
my dash is always dead by 1 am
time to follow more west coastians
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LOOK AT THE GAME MAKERS
katnss:
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playin with touch screens and shit
“hmmm let’s bring the temperature up to 45 degrees in the upper forest”
“is district 5 girl dead yet? she is now”
damn
“hey steve did you see this flower i planted here”
- “that’s nice jim”
“no steve you’re not looking”
Watchjoshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
Advice from r/trees →
lounginglackadaisically:
No one is out of your league. There are no leagues. Anyone can get with anyone, and you’re only hurting yourself by thinking that you can’t: you absolutely can.
Rejection is not a bad thing. It means you tried. There are very few people in this world who never got rejected, it builds confidence. If you like him/her, go for it, and if you get shot down, it’s okay. The...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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joshishollywood:
Well I stepped out of the tub, put my feet on the floor I wrapped the towel around me and I opened up the door And then splish splash I jumped back in the bath As someone chased after shouting “Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house”
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
