

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
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Only 2.6 GB of space left on my phone… This is when I wish I had Google Play Music to stream directly so I didn’t have to save music on my phone.
boys can get as many exams on their sexual and reproductive organs as they want on the gov-affiliated insurance program i am covered by
women, however, can only get one exam a year. and that exam has to be 366 days or later.
cool.
shoutout to UNIVERSITY womens health clinics for giving free/cheap papsmears etc.
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